Before i begin, i wanna state somethin' for the record. This goes out to Melissa Koh..

WAH LAU..

All surveys are semi-gay. Surveys with 24 super-freakazoidably long questions are iconically mega-gay. And u've made me descend the leotard-tearin', leather-whippin' depths of the survey world by taggin' me.

I shall have my revenge Mel. Someday real soon, my aides shall tie u up in a windowless cellar, where u'll be made to sit through endless reruns of 'VR Man' and 'Titanic - The 16-Hour Unedited Version'. Yes, be afraid, be VERY afraid.

In the meantime..

Name 20 ppl u can think of at the top of your head. Dun read the below questions before you write and tag 5 ppl to do this survey:

1. Lydia
2. Mum
3. Dad
4. Suren
5. Bala
6. Kenny
7. Bern
8. Vinod
9. Gopi
10. Derrick
11. Raelle
12. Mel
13. Sim Bajaj
14. Banu
15. Cheng Hui
16. Susie
17. Chu Ting
18. Alvin
19. Hans
20. Nithya

Q1. How did you meet 14?
I first met Banu when i was 12, at a talent-time contest where we both took the runners-up spot. It's hard to miss the glitter of the fairy dust of optimism.

Q2. What would you do if you never met 1?
Anythin' in the world, and yet, nothin' meaningful. I'm AidylNegoy for a reason.

Q3. What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
Nothin'. I'm still busy calculatin' the odds of havin' randomly placed an Indian guy (Gopi) at 9 and an Indian girl (my cuz Nithya) at 20. I guess Indians get matchmade everywhere, even online.

Q4. Did you ever like 19?
Well, Hans and i grew up together, and he's all cute and petite, with a pert, tight ass, and a neat set of pearly whites and.. err, no, never.

Q5. Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
Kenny and Chu? On the Phuture dancefloor under Absolut influence, they already have.

Q6. Describe 3.
Dad? "The glory of children are their fathers'" (Proverbs 17:6). 'Nuff said.

Q7. Do you think 8 is attractive?
This's somethin' u should ask the chickies Vinod cho-choed in California.

Q8. Tell me something about 7.
'Tell me'? Who is 'me'? Show yourself evil one!

Q9. Do you know any of 12's family?
Just one. To Mel, Kenneth is family.

Q10. What's 8's favourite?
Refer to answer for question 7.

Q11. What would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you?
Raelle? Haha.. she's already in love with my girl.

Q12. What language does 15 speak?
For the next few months, Yank-speak (have a blast in New York Cheng Hui).

Q13. Who is 9 going out with?
ILY.

Q14. How old is 16 now?
Susie says she's 23, i reckon 5 (haha).

Q15. When was the last time you talked to 13?
Last week. Sim Bajaj and i caught up with six years of drift on a wet evenin', with teh tarik and Olivia Loy to boot.

Q16. Who's 2's favourite band/singer?
Sorry, i'm not exactly familiar with Bollywood singers from the 12th century (i'm kiddin' Mum).

Q17. Would you date 4?
My brother Suren? Oh, so u dig incest now nigga?

Q18. Would you date 7?
I get this all the time. No i wouldn't date my best friend (Bern and i walked into each other's lives to stay for good), but i know a million other fellas who would.

Q19. Is 15 single?
You're too late. Cheng Hui's not just unsingle, he's decidedly smitten.

Q20. What's 10's last name?
KeatingWaltWhitmanChickenLittle.

Q21. Would you ever be in a serious relationship with 18?
Alvin? Only if Lydia and Chu don't mind.

Q22. Which school does 3 go to?
The school of hard knocks.

Q23. Whats your favourite thing about 5?
That Bala's my brother.

Q24. Have you seen 1 naked?
.....

The 5 i tag:

1. Boyfiend (and that's both of u, cakeboy and psycho phil)
2. Bern (cos' your updates are way overdue buddy)
3. Derrick & Raelle (u guys come under SIM Blacks)
4. Cheng Hui (cos' i bet u l-u-r-v-e surveys, haha)
5. Banu (i wanna hear from Your Purpleness)

Once again, i state..

WAH LAU..

(Huh? What do u mean i didn't answer all the questions? What question 24?)