for the grammatically amused, here're some odd newspaper headlines from around the world. enjoy.

"Include your children when baking cookies"
"Something went wrong in jet crash"
"Experts says police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers"
"Safety experts say that school bus passengers should be belted"
"Drunk gets nine months in violin case"
"Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents"
"Miners refuse to work after death"
"Juvenile Court to try shooting defendant"
"Two Soviet ships collide, one dies"
"Red tape holds up new bridge"
"Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft"
"Kids make nutritious snacks"
"Man minus ear waives hearing"

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