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  | View | Add FavoriteAidylNegoy™ 16 August 2005 Been through much more than most couples, which is probably why they are in love much more than most couples Dream of a life of bliss the way He likes it aidyl. Lydia 16 April 1986 B. Sc. Business Professional "life-is-great" announcer Dreams of the day no one in the world dies for free negoy. Yogi 16 December 1982 B. Sc. Banking & Finance Full-time admirer of the sky Dreams of the day he can stop lookin' up at the sky and start lookin' down from it dream quote. "Go ahead and pursue your dream, I'll wait for you." events.
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007 u can't claim to be alpha male unless u've aced the definitive alpha male test. so all pretenders, assess your claim to the throne now. The Alpha Male Test 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit Earth, and u're the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present u with a small but incredibly sophisticated device capable of curin' all diseases, providin' an infinite supply of clean energy, wipin' out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminatin' oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to: A. Present it to President S R Nathan. B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations. C. Take it apart. 2. When is it okay to kiss another male? A. When u wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow-minded social conventions. B. When he's the Pope (not on the lips). C. When he's your brother and u're Al Pacino and this's the only really sportsmanlike way to let him know that, for business reasons, u've to have him killed. 3. What about huggin' another male? A. If he's your father and at least one of u is on death row. B. If u're performin' the Heimlich maneuver (and even in this case, u should repeatedly shout: "I am just dislodgin' food trapped in this male's trachea! I am not in any way aroused!"). C. If u're a professional soccer player and a teammate scores the decisive penalty to win u the UEFA Champions League, u may hug him provided that: 1. He's legally within the field, 2. Both of u are wearin' protective cups, and 3. You also pound him fraternally with your fist hard enough to cause fractures. 4. Complete this sentence: A funeral is a good time to... A. ...remember the deceased and console his loved ones. B. ...reflect upon the fleetin' transience of earthly life. C. ...tell the joke about the guy who has Alzheimer's disease and cancer. 5. In your opinion, the ideal pet is: A. A cat. B. A dog. C. A dog that eats cats. 6. You have been seein' a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and u always enjoy bein' with her. One leisurely Saturday night the two of u are takin' it easy - u're watchin' a soccer match, she's readin' the papers - when suddenly, out of the clear night sky, she tells u that she thinks she really loves u, but she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowin' where your relationship is goin'. She says she's not askin' whether u want to get married; only whether u believe that u have some kind of future together. What do u say? A. That u sincerely believe the two of u do have a future together, but u don't want to rush it, as your love for each other is meant to be savoured one day at a time. B. That although u also have strong feelings for her, u can't honestly say that u'll be ready anytime soon to make a lastin' commitment, and u don't want to hurt her by holdin' out false hope. C. That u can't believe that Benitez is playin' Torres up front by himself when he could bring on Kuyt and maintain the 4-4-2. 7. Okay, so u've decided that u truly love a woman and u want to spend the rest of your life with her - sharin' the joys and the sorrows, the triumphs and the tragedies, and all the adventures and opportunities that the world has to offer, come what may. How do u tell her? A. You take her to a nice restaurant at Clarke Quay and tell her after dinner. B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit night at Siloso Beach, and u say her name, and when she turns to u, with the sea breeze blowin' her hair and the stars in her eyes, u tell her. C. Tell her what? 8. One weekday mornin' your wife wakes up feelin' ill and asks u to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is: A. "Do they need to eat or anythin'?" B. "They're in school already?" C. "There are three of them?" 9. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear? A. When it has turned the colour of a dead whale and developed new holes so large that u're not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs. B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and has to be handled with tweezers. C. It's never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks the garbage regularly in case somebody - and we're not namin' names, but this would be his wife - is quietly tryin' to discard his underwear, which she is frankly jealous of, because the guy seems to have a more intimate relationship with it than with her. 10. What is the human race's single greatest achievement? A. Democracy. B. Religion. C. Remote control. How to Score... Give yourself one point for every time u picked answer "C." A real alpha male would score at least 8 on this test. Give yourself a bonus 5 points if u actually know the Alzheimer's joke. negoy |
